This Villain Is Too Absurd

Name: This Villain Is Too Absurd
Author: Three-Year-Old Plays Flight Simulator 2

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by Three-Year-Old Plays Flight Simulator 2 (三岁跳飞机2)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 106k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Abstract Shenanigans + Cyber Cultivation Life Simulator System + Scheming + Lighthearted + Trickster + No Bottom Line + Not an Invincible Protagonist

Bai Shu transmigrates to Qinggang Sect and discovers that his entire family has been neatly planted in the fields by Li Gou, a protagonist blessed with the fortune of a farming novel. Bai Shu awakens the destiny of a villain, with a weighting no greater than that of a roadside stray. He then binds himself to a Life Simulator System and simulates his life in a cyber cultivation world, stumbling into one bizarre opportunity after another and becoming the ultimate villain.

That day, gods and Buddhas filled the sky, and the protagonists blessed by fortune surrounded Bai Shu on all sides. Yet the young man remained calm and fearless. He activated the Art of Putting It All Together and promptly stacked multiple buffs on himself, including “Wonderful Blessings” and “What Black Skin Means to Him.” Then he pulled out all sorts of sacred relics: the Witness of Love, Nana’s Face Mask, the Husband’s Pillow...