After All Spirits Waged War Against Heaven, I Became Heaven's Remnant

Also known as I Prove the Dao Lord Through Beast Raising and Heaven Is Dead, the Yellow Heaven Shall Rise

Reborn on Blue Star, financially free, Zhou Yang thought he had a perfect life from the start. Then, while he was sprawled on his three-meter-wide bed, a phone virus forced a pop-up onto his screen: “The Wheel of Fate turns. The Myriad Worlds are coming to an end, and a new era is beginning. Yes or no?”

Zhou Yang: “I choose no… Wait, why is the yes button selected by default?!”

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After his mysterious return, the land is crawling with ancient god minions, and chosen ones are as common as dogs.

His golden finger is so broke it can’t even afford a beginner’s gift pack. All it can do is lie in his sea of consciousness and say, “Dear, pick up the cultivation manuals yourself, grind your own skills, and don’t forget to give your Fate Fluctuation Points a five-star review.”

Zhou Yang: “…Wasn’t this supposed to let me transcend everything? Why do I have to scavenge for cultivation manuals myself?!”

Fortunately, his best friend Zhao Hao turns out to be a chosen one. Wherever he goes, tombs explode; whatever he touches, something ancient comes to light.

Zhou Yang: “Buddy, take me with you! You trigger the adventures, I’ll pick up the loot, and I’ll help you ‘reasonably’ lower your luck a little while I’m at it.”

The most miserable “reborn” man in history sets out with his wisecracking golden finger to save the world while constantly messing with his best friend.

“Eye of Truth, activate! Let’s see if this Book of Changes really is a cultivation manual…”

“Reverse cause and effect, activate! Raise my looks by ten points. The cost? Put it all on Zhao Hao!”

“What? The ancient gods are coming back? Don’t panic. Let me scroll Douyin first… No, wait, I mean grind a ‘Myriad Worlds Doomsday Dungeon’!”