From the Start, I Became a Parasite, Then Turned the Evil God Into My Power Bank

On the first day of the apocalypse, I was parasitized by a Cthulhu spawn. The System warned: “Mental contamination at 30%. You are about to lose your human reason.” I hit back by binding myself to a homegrown positivity System, checking in every day to claim a Core Values shield. While the other survivors whispered in fear and descended into madness, I turned on the speakers at midnight and played on repeat: “Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony...” The evil godling trembled and wept. “Please, turn it off! This is even more torturous than a hymn!” I smiled and switched on every light in the square. “Don't be scared. This is just the beginning. Let's do some healthy exercises together.”