A Street Kid Sets up a Barbecue Stall in Hokage

Li Goudan, a veteran of the night market, stepped on the manhole cover with half a skewer of uneaten roasted seitan, and fell into the sewer with the skewer and him - when he opened his eyes again, he saw a yellow-haired boy squatting on the Hokage Rock and scribbling. The comics in the hands of the white-haired masked man looked particularly familiar, and even the villagers' curse words had a "Chinese" flavor. He used chakra as the strength to knead gluten, and his full-type physique was not used to be a ninja. Instead, he developed the "Wood Release Carbon Technique" and "Fire Release Third-level Kebab Technique", and set up a barbecue stall next to the ninja school: Naruto came to buy gluten on credit, Sasuke secretly learned to control fire just so that the skewers would not burn, and Anbu wore a mask and went to the stall when changing shifts. In order to get raw materials for ice drinks, he went into the snowy mountains to save Shiro; when he saw Zabuza smashing the ice bucket, he directly forced him to work as a bodyguard in front of the stall to pay off his debt; during the Chunin exam, others were beaten to death, but he supported the stall and grilled skewers while watching the show, and almost used the "Charcoal Snake Burning Technique" to burn Orochimaru's snakes into skewers. When he met Jiraiya, he exchanged two skewers of kidneys for a pirated copy of "Making Love in Heaven"; when the third generation was chatting about the change of Hokage, he was thinking about "can he poach Tsunade to make skewers?" There is no earth-shattering conspiracy, no bloody counterattack, just the logic of street sluts colliding with the absurd daily life of the ninja world: Chakra is the power to knead gluten, ninjutsu is the tool for grilling skewers, and even before saving the world, you have to grab a skewer of hot roast lamb - after all, here in Li Goudan, no matter how awesome the ninja is, he can't compare to a skewer of roasted gluten sprinkled with cumin!