[1V1 + sand sculpture jokes + rebirth and brainless cool text + contrasting character design]
Dai Lanlan huddled in bed and vowed never to write again in her next life.
When she opened her eyes again, she was reborn five years ago, and her mailbox was filled with messages from editors begging for a contract.
The most exaggerated example is the editor-in-chief who is said to be the most difficult to hire in the industry. He sent 99+ exclamation points in a row: "I will regret it for the rest of my life if I don't sign you!"
Dai Lanlan dialed the phone tremblingly: "Excuse me, what's going on with my article..."
The editor-in-chief was so excited that he broke his voice: "You, you actually made the phone call in person?! Your part about 'the president holds down the substitute to kiss' is simply a Renaissance!"
Dai Lanlan stared at the scene of the amnesia substitute in a car accident that she had just deleted and fell into deep thought - are the standards of popularity so wild now?
[The content is purely exaggerated and funny, it's just so nonsensical]
