Demon Slayer: I Slacked My Way into Becoming the Boss of Three Factions!

According to reports from our station, the current Demon King, Demon Slayer Corps captain, and first Shadow Emperor, Tsugikuni Yuan Yi, convened the 25th United Conference in Infinity Castle and delivered the following remarks.

“Muzan, you’re no good as a demon, and you’re even worse as a human!”

“I’ve stressed this time and again: what matters most, whether you’re a human or a demon?”

“Knowing when to stop!”

“You have no sense of when to stop, whether as a human or a demon. You have no principles at all. You need to reflect on your actions!”

Muzan meekly withdrew and offered a profound self-criticism.

Tsugikuni Yuan Yi then sternly rebuked Akaza for spending all day chasing romance, showing no enthusiasm for work, and losing sight of his ideals and convictions.

Daki spends all day currying favor with her superiors, hoping to climb the ladder through improper means. This unhealthy trend must be nipped in the bud immediately.

At this meeting, Tsugikuni Yuan Yi also called out several members of the Butterfly Mansion by name: Kanae, Shinobu Kocho, and Kanao. Their excessive diligence was seriously damaging their leader’s physical fitness.

Finally, Tsugikuni Yuan Yi emphasized that all government departments must deepen reform across the board, remember their original mission, and remain steadfast in their ideals and convictions. The Emperor and Prime Minister must set an example in this regard!

And what, you ask, does the leader do all day?

Of course, he smooths things over with leaders from all sides, then strikes up close friendships with them.

In the end, they become inseparable, bringing about coordinated development and mutual prosperity for all factions.

So he still hasn’t done anything, has he?

“You’re the ones who chose me, my darlings! I only wanted to be a lazy fish in the first place. You’ve really made life hard for me!”

So said Tsugikuni Yuan Yi.

It all began when he crawled out of the ground, devoured Doma, and saved Kanae!