I transmigrated into a 1960s courtyard and became He Yuzhu?
Today is still the day I’m going on a blind date!
I showed up with meat in hand and happened to run into the hypocritical Qin Huairu, who had come begging for food.
“Zhuzi, I’m really happy for you that you’re going on a blind date, but do you think someone from outside would be interested in a guy from our courtyard?”
Qin Huairu pretended to look upset, but in truth she was afraid of losing Silly Zhu as her meal ticket!
Granny Jia: No way! If he finds a partner, what are we supposed to do? Banggeng, go steal some meat and make sure his date falls through!
Don’t panic. With a ding, a blue screen appeared before me.
[Host, you have been bound to the Cross-Time Tycoon Livestream System.]
[Ding! Top donor “Ancestral Dragon Ying Zheng” is displeased and has gifted “First Emperor’s Authority”!]
[Ding! “Cao Cao the Married Man” has gifted “The Art of Reading Qi”!]
[Ding! “Zhu Yuanzhang in Commoner’s Garb” has gifted “The Great Ming Code”!]
[Ding! “Heavenly Khan Li Shimin” has gifted the “Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui Strategy Card”...]
Um, the author is awesome