I am the Red Thread Immortal in charge of marriage. I have tied the red thread in Yuelao Temple for three thousand years. I have seen the most outrageous cross-border romances (the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are nothing, I have tied up Chang'e and the Mars God of War), and I have also broken down the most bloody bad relationships (such as the red thread between Daji and King Zhou of Shang was twisted into a dead knot).