Hogwarts Takes In a Pikachu

An unprecedented exchange student has arrived at Hogwarts: a yellow electric mouse that can only squeak “Pika Pika”!

From then on, the entire style of the magic school goes completely off the rails.

Hagrid: “Oh! What a rare ‘lightning fluffball’! I’m going to keep it!”

Hermione: “Hold on, let me check page 857 of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...”

Ron: “Harry! Get your mouse under control! It’s made my hair stand on end again!”

Snape: “Another hundred exploding cauldrons for Gryffindor!!”

Me, Pikachu, have just a few daily worries: Where’s the Pokémon Center around here? Why isn’t ketchup a red healing potion? And that skinny boy called Harry keeps reminding me of someone very important. I have to protect him!

I may look cute, but get on my bad side, and whether you’re a troll, a basilisk, or a Dementor, I’ll shock you all flat!

When that noseless villain appears, the students and staff of the whole school will witness what Hogwarts’ true, and cutest, guardian beast really is!