Three Saintesses Pursued Me, and I Almost Got Chopped into Mince

【Beautiful women + jianghu + genius + comedy + sly schemer + ruthless decisiveness + no System】 “Have you heard? Someone had the nerve to get involved with all three saintesses from Qingzhou’s biggest sects!” “Of course! I heard the saintess of the Heart’s Desire Palace went down the mountain to experience a trial of love. Now she’s fallen into the trial and can’t get back out!” “And I heard he first swindled money from the saintess of the Gold and Silver Sect, then used it to flirt with the Third Saintess of the Three Heavens Sacred Ground!” “Now all three sects have issued top-level bounties. Won’t he be chopped into mince if they catch him?” “Not that much mince…” Li Mao, who was running a little book-and-letter stall nearby, couldn’t help breaking into a cold sweat as he listened to the jianghu travelers talking. Because the guy they said would be chopped into mince was him. He was troubled too. He’d only meant to make a few beautiful friends, but somehow he’d overdone it. … Li Mao fled to the mountains in the middle of the night and found an old man with a white beard. “Master, you just had to teach me this amorous cultivation technique. If I keep fooling around out there, I’m afraid I’ll lose my life!” “Why don’t you come out of retirement and back me up? Don’t you always say you’re the strongest beneath the Sages?” The old man clasped his hands behind his back, looking every bit the master. “Of the nine Sages in this world, three female Sages suffered heartbreak because of me, and I stole the lovers of two male Sages.” “If I dared to come out of retirement, wouldn’t I get chopped into mince?” Li Mao: “Not that much mince…”