Lin Xiaobei, a good-for-nothing handyman who was beaten to the point of death, was accidentally bound to the "European Emperor System".
"Ding! Mission: drink water while standing upside down and explain the principles of martial arts."
From then on, I used the wood chopping knife to cultivate the magic weapon and told cold jokes to the sword fairy, and performed Tai Chi on the space station...
The system is cheating but it works, the handyman counterattacked and became a martial artist! No heroine, no swordsman, it's an unlimited high-level martial arts comedy that's hilarious throughout.