My Tech Tree Is All Wrong, but I'm Ridiculously Strong!

Chen Bin got stuck with a bizarre, crooked tech tree! He wanted to fix an electric scooter, but ended up building a self-driving wheelchair that could hit 300 kilometers per hour. The old man floored the accelerator and tore down the street at 300 kilometers per hour, causing the livestream to make every young biker on the block cry. He even set a new traffic violation record along the way! The traffic cop was dumbfounded. “A wheelchair speeding… how am I supposed to write that ticket?” Netizens roared with laughter. “Sir, do you need a grandson? The kind who can shout ‘666’!” He wanted to install air conditioning, but wound up creating a miniature climate regulator that put Jiangcheng under a temperature-controlled shield! He wanted to whip up a phone, but casually built a quantum entanglement communicator that let people chat across star systems with zero delay! He helped sharpen the kitchen knives and produced a high-frequency particle-vibration cleaver. He sewed a coat and came up with an individual combat mech, a plasma thruster, a star destroyer, a planet-scale doomsday device… The whole country was in an uproar: Was this some kind of cosmic-level black-tech incubator? The Eagle Nation trembled. “Sir, please take back your divine powers!” The civilizations of the universe wondered: What kind of decent person starts building infrastructure in the Milky Way?