As a Villain, I Got the Long Aotian Script

[Everyone Loves Him + Reverse Showing Off + No Romance + Ensemble Cast + Beautiful, Strong, and Wretched + Cultivation]

Gu Nanke transmigrates. The good news: he gets the script of a chosen one. The bad news: he is the vicious senior disciple who, in the original story, gets crushed under the real chosen one's boot and reduced to ashes! To make matters worse, he comes with a System that keeps urging him to find new ways to get himself killed.

To stay alive, he decides to do the exact opposite and radically rewrite the plot! In public, he's the aloof, solitary senior brother, beautiful and strong yet burdened by fate, with an aura that soars to the heavens. In private: “System, check out this new pose I came up with. Is it cool?” “Can you hurry up? The cafeteria's serving limited-quantity spirit beast legs today!”

He thought he could quietly keep his head down, but somehow everyone in his sect is acting strange:

His scheming second junior brother, an alchemist, gazes at him with undisguised yearning: “Senior Brother, don't go.” (The unrequited-love department.)

His rigidly straight-laced third junior brother suddenly sees the light: “Senior Brother glared at me? It must be inspiration for a new sword move!” (Terminal case of straight-man syndrome.)

His gentle fourth junior sister, a talisman cultivator, and his sweet sixth junior sister, a saber cultivator, hold hands: “Senior Brother works so hard to keep up the act.” (They see through it but won't say a word.)

His socially anxious fifth junior brother: “... (invisible)” “... (drawing his blade)”

His hot-tempered seventh junior sister declares righteously: “I want both my big brother and justice!” (Still struggling.)

Gu Nanke: I've learned my lesson. Please spare me.

Also known as: “My Whole Sect Thinks I'm Unfathomable,” “The Villain Always Thinks I'm Playing on the Fifth Level,” “How to Save the World Through Cringeworthy Antics,” and “A Ship Can Be Niche, But It Can't Be Unhinged (Too Late, It Already Is)”