The System Has Arrived: Now I Can Cultivate Immortality

Chen Mo was thirty and falling apart. Just as he was tearing his hair out over a sudden 500-yuan rent increase, a mysterious package from “Kunlun Ruins” smashed through his balcony.

He downed a bottle of foul, sweet liquid. When he opened his eyes again, the notification on his phone wasn’t a bank balance alert. It was a cultivation System with a message that read [Failure Penalty: Bleeding from all seven orifices]!

Beneath the modern city, flying swords need licenses, and cultivators have to follow a “Code of Conduct” too?

And why had the neighbors warned him that the courtyard behind Guiyuan Temple, his mission location, was “a bad place to be”?

Why did the caged warbler speak, asking, “Another one here to die?”

The most overworked office-slave-style path to cultivation in history was now underway, whether he liked it or not!