After Lin Feng, a migrant worker, dies suddenly, he likes to mention the "establishment" of the immortal world - but his job is to handle negative reviews for Sun Wukong!
The gold hoop is too tight? Hot Wheels oil leak? Demon Lord cultivates to grow cat ears? Don't ask, if you ask, the customer service will take the blame!
He saved Brother Monkey by saying "Dear, your head circumference is at least XXL", used "Live Broadcast Cultivator" to force Taishang Laojun to apologize, and even used "Sincerity Nirvana" to turn the Demon Lord's roar into a cute selfie with praise!
The team configuration is also excellent:
•Xianhe Xiaomei, who writes poems about complaining and crying about immortal officials;
• For alchemy furnaces, if the quality inspection exceeds the standard, you will be so anxious that you want to blow yourself up;
• There is also the money-hungry Pixiu: "Don't touch my merit points! That's my wife's book!"
When Elder Xuan Ming madly spread rumors that he had "returned and ran away", tens of thousands of people surrounded him outside the Nantianmen, and the thunder and calamity of heaven was crackling...
He stood on the high platform and took a deep breath: "I'm sorry! We really have no money!"
There was silence.
The next second, the godhead awakens, the truth is exposed, and the villain faints from tears!
In the end, he became the boss instead of a god and opened a "highly rated milk tea shop"——
Sun Dasheng rushed in and slammed the table angrily: "Your pearls are not domineering enough!"
Lin Feng smiled: "Great Sage, this cup is free of charge, and I will also give you the 'Monkey Sai Lei' smoothie. Can I ask for a five-star review?"
Warm reminder: This book is extremely dangerous and may cause you to laugh out loud, have PTSD over the word "close", and have the urge to write negative reviews for everything.