Start with a nuclear explosion!
"I, Zhang Bairen, came to earth three million years ago and just started working!"
At the beginning, I almost turned into an unevolved monkey! Been a primitive man for millions of years!
When Qin Shihuang took the elixir, I slapped the table and yelled, "Don't take it!"
Then Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty called me "Brother" and Wu Zetian begged me to change my destiny.
The entire five thousand years of China is my immersive experience script!
Let's see what I do: I taught King Zhou how to dance in the Shang Dynasty, but he got too excited and lost his kingdom!
In the Han Dynasty, I gave advice to Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu died when he stepped on the accelerator!
In the Ming Dynasty, I accompanied Zhu Yuanzhang to count copper coins and built an empire on which the sun never set!
Five thousand years! Played through all the dynasties, slept on all the dragon beds, scolded all the foolish kings, and saved all the beauties! System? Mission?
You are all scum in front of me! The experience card expires now!
I want to return to heaven! Quick! Clean up the Lingxiao Palace quickly!
The Jade Emperor is coming back! The Queen Mother cried: The peaches are ripe! Three thousand years of management is enough!
Hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers lined up at the Nantian Gate, and the gongs and drums roared in the sky: to welcome the Jade Emperor back to his throne!
Holding a barbecue and smoking a cigar, he kicked open the Nantian Gate.
Get out of the way! Haven't come back for millions of years! Has my exclusive throne been occupied by someone who has not grown up?
Get out of here, that Wutian. I will suppress you for 30,000 years. You suppressed me for 3 million years!
