Weren’t You Supposed to Be a Simp? Why Are You Calling Me Your Wife?

[Comment Feed, Mind Reading, Reunion After Years Apart, Taming Him]

One day, Pei Zhaozhi started hearing a comment feed.

It turned out this world was a book.

And he was the male lead’s lovesick puppy.

In the story, he was obsessed with the male lead, utterly devoted to him.

Always aloof and proper, he was willing to endure the scorn of everyone just to take pills, get into bed, and seduce the male lead.

…

This was insane.

Pei Zhaozhi wanted to avoid that fate, so he decided to change things before it was too late.

But he never expected…

When he met the male lead, he heard the other man’s thoughts.

[Zhaozhao is so cute. I want to kiss him so badly!]

[Why does Zhaozhao look so good when he gets up? He’s so gorgeous! I want to ruffle him~]

[My darling Zhaozhao~]

Pei Zhaozhi froze, stunned for a moment.

The so-called male lead seemed completely smitten with him…

Interesting.

Things were starting to take a different turn.

Pei Zhaozhi curled his lips into a smile and looked toward the streaks of comments flashing across the sky.

A lovesick puppy?

Everyone in the livestream, watch closely. This time, he was the one doing the training.

“Jiang Yu, come here.”

Jiang Yu looked cool and composed, but inside he was already screaming.

[Zhaozhao called me over! So I’m not far from a kiss, right?!!]

Pei Zhaozhi: “…”

The commenters were stunned.

[Why does Yuyu look so desperate for affection??]

[It’s an illusion. It has to be!]

[Yuyu must have his own pace. We have to be patient… wait, why is he picking him up?!]

[Stay calm. A hug is part of the plan… wait, why are they kissing?!]

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