At a company party, I accidentally got into trouble and had sex with someone in the elevator.
When she woke up afterwards, she was so frightened that she ignored the look on the man's face when he was woken up, and took him to the hospital for a comprehensive examination. She didn't want to live a long life and contract the damn AIDS!
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"That handsome guy, do you have Bai Yueguang?"
The man's forehead jumped: "... No."
"So do you have a girlfriend? Or a fiancée?"
"No..."
"Where are your childhood sweethearts?"
"No."
"Then... May I ask, was it your first time last night?"
The man was silent, and finally gritted his teeth and gave the answer, "Yes."
Lin Yuqing nodded with satisfaction, "In that case, why don't we get together and be buddies?"
"...... Good"
Reader comments
It's very beautiful [blowing kiss] I hope you can stick with it [grass has been planted] [laughing]
It's very beautiful [blowing kiss] I hope you can stick with it [grass has been planted] [laughing]