Focusing on "Absurd Contrast" and "First-Person Sense of Substitution"
"I retired with a serious injury and was humiliated by the team as a cleaner. They didn't know that I treated the basketball court as a doomsday wasteland!"
"Stealing is to scavenge, running is to avoid zombies, and passing is to distribute life-saving rations. The data devil who scolded me for not knowing tactics always wants to use her ridiculous peace-time theory to command me. Ha, naive! She doesn't understand at all. When the whistle of the game sounds, it is not a kick-off, but a plundering war caused by airdrops of supplies! The whole league calls me crazy, but they will eventually understand that the championship trophy is the final refuge I built in the wasteland!"