Can the Court Hear My Thoughts? Everyone's Waiting for Me to Spill the Tea

[Everyone can hear thoughts] [Romance] [Gossip] [Lying flat] [Lighthearted wish fulfillment]

Su Yunqing, the prime minister's legitimate daughter, dreams of nothing more than lying flat and coasting through life. But she unexpectedly gets bound to a “bestie-style gossip System.” From then on, her greatest daily pleasure is chatting with the System and digging up court gossip: who stole disaster-relief grain, who faked an injury to meet his childhood sweetheart, and who hid a secret letter conspiring with the enemy.

She has no idea that whenever she talks to the System, their conversation is “broadcast” on the spot. At court, the emperor and all his officials listen in, then pretend nothing happened, only to secretly investigate corrupt officials and arrest rebels. Outside the palace walls, family, friends, and passersby within five meters become “listeners” too, and even help solve their own problems along the way.

So when she casually remarks, “Minister Zhang seems like a corrupt official,” the next day the man is dismissed for “dereliction of duty.” When she wonders, “Why is General Li always recovering from an injury?” the general is “invited” back to his post that very day. And when she laments, “The people have no food,” the System unlocks potato and sweet potato seeds, forcing the court to promote farming.

The entire court relies on her “leaky inner thoughts” to get things done. Su Yunqing alone remains clueless: “Uncle Emperor works so fast, and everyone takes such good care of me!”

Even more baffling is the cold-faced god of war, Xiao Ce. The more he hears her gossipy thoughts, the more he falls for her. He shields her from plots, keeps bringing her snacks, and has to match wits with the emperor too. After all, to marry this “good-luck star who just wants to lie flat,” he has to get past the emperor's suspicion of his military power!

Then one day, the System suddenly confesses: “Girl, everyone has been hearing your thoughts for three years!”