I Lie Down on the Bodhi Tree and Let Me Enlighten Sun Wukong?

My name is Sun Wukong, and my master is a bit ridiculously strong. He said that my qualifications were too poor, so he casually played a set of "He Hua Zi Zi Universe Fist" for me to play. I didn't control it well, and punched through the thirty-third heaven, causing the Jade Emperor's dragon chair to tilt. But Master thought I was making too much noise, which disturbed his sleep. He said that the Dinghai Divine Needle in the Dragon Palace was made of scrap metal and could only be used as a climbing pole for monkey cubs. He said that the saints were too noisy, like a swarm of flies, and they were "plucked" out of the prehistoric world with a wave of his hand. Later, Master thought that I was too slow in cultivation, so he gave me a new task: to go to the Three Realms to play gymnastics! "Kick each and every one of those saints, Buddhas, and Demon Emperors, and then tell them that if they want to learn real skills, come to Fang Cun Mountain to sign up and pay tuition!" I understand! Master wants me to use martial arts to prove the Tao and screen out the true seekers for him! Master, don't worry! Disciple, go and lift the heaven now and bring you the first batch of students! (This book is also known as "My Master Just Wants to Sleep, But I Thought He Wanted Me to Unify the Three Realms" and "Everyone Dihua: Saints Were Scared to Cry by My Master")