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Xie Lan, one of the top 100 gourmet food anchors on a certain website, is nicknamed "Stew yourself in an iron pot". Others' live broadcast of cooking is healing, while his live broadcast of cooking is depressing—— What makes people depressed is the audience: "Teacher Xie, are you sure this is sweet and sour pork and not charcoal grilled obsidian?" "Teacher Xie, has your spatula become a spirit? Why did it fly by itself again?!" "Teacher Xie, please stop reading the mystical food manual. The Kitchen God will be scared to resign!" Until one day, the audience was horrified to discover: Xie Lan's spatula can not only fly, but also strike with stickers; Xie Lan's candy color is not only eye-catching, but also occasionally glows; Xie Lan's tofu carving... Carved a carousel (although it collapsed)! Audience:? ? ? Xie Lan (smiling): Thank you for the invitation. I am in the kitchen. I just finished the live broadcast. I just awakened a little bit of my "food fate" constitution. And the mysterious funder [L] who only uses Rockets to ask "Did the car overturn" from beginning to end, why can he always accurately predict the scene of the car overturn? Even... Gradually appeared in his lens? --- Reading guide: 1. Sha Diao enjoys the fantasy food live broadcast, the spatula becomes a spirit, the ingredients can talk, and the KPI of the old man who is the god of food is unstable; 2. Shou is the physique, the metaphysics of cooking, the anchor, Gong is the superficial benefactor, the actual chef, and the boss behind the scenes; 3. The emotional line is as slow as simmering soup, but the sweetness is beyond the limit and there is no abuse in the whole process; 4. All food descriptions are from the author's hallucinations when he was hungry and inspired. Please do not imitate, otherwise the spatula may run away from home.