The Whole Sect Heard My Thoughts, and the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails

[Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Everyone's Favorite + Goofy Comedy + System] I woke up as the vicious female antagonist in a xianxia novel, destined to seek death, make enemies, and eventually get beaten up by the hero and heroine.

Luckily, I got bound to a System. But the daily missions it gives me are:

[Take down the heroine and steal her spirit stones!] [Poison Senior Sister's elixir!] [Betray the sect!]

Fail, and I get electrocuted? While acting arrogant and domineering on the outside, I rant furiously in my head:

"Senior Sister, you got the elixir proportions wrong! Master, you messed up your cultivation technique! Heroine, your lucky encounter is in the bushes on the left. Go pick it up!"

I thought my acting was flawless, until I realized...

The aloof master quietly corrected the cultivation technique and even helped me survive the System's lightning tribulation.

The stern eldest senior brother scolds me while cleaning up my messes.

The gentle second senior sister secretly swaps out my poison and looks at me with ever-growing affection.

Even the original heroine rushes over with her sword raised: "Who dares lay a hand on my Senior Sister Miaoyan?"

Can the whole sect hear my thoughts?!

The plot has completely gone off the rails, and the vicious female antagonist is forced to coast to victory as everyone's favorite.

But the cold System is still closing in...

When the final betrayal mission arrives, what should I do?

And they say with a smile, "Don't be afraid. This time, we'll fight back with you."

[Reader's Guide]

1. A hilarious, goofy wish-fulfillment comedy. Everyone's wildly overthinking things, and the plot is a total mess.

2. The heroine is a ten-out-of-ten commentator, with lots of inner monologue. She seems vicious on the outside but is panicking like crazy inside.

3. The main plot is everyone doting on her. The pairing is undecided (Master or Eldest Senior Brother); romance comes later.

4. There's a secret behind the System, and the characters team up to fight the boss later on.