Others opened medical clinics to help the world, but I opened a medical clinic whose main business was to engage in feudal superstition.
During the day, I wear a white coat and smile at you: "Kidney deficiency, take medicine on time.
At night, I held my mahogany sword and cursed at the ghost: "Get out! I'm covering this guy!
Until that day, hundreds of Xuanmen families carried coffins and blocked the door, forcing me to end the coffin, the big devil who had caused trouble for hundreds of years.
I looked at the face in the coffin that looked exactly like mine and smiled.
After working on it for a long time, the enemy I have been looking for for half a century is actually myself?
——Ji Xiaochen, the most fashionable Taoist priest in the 21st century, is proficient in playing and singing, drag racing, Internet trolling, keyboard matching, and how to kill another self without becoming the next demon.
Good but needs improvement.