The Pearl of Immortality Misled Me! I Just Want to Live Forever

[Non-shuangwen + Gou Dao + Funny + Forced to practice immortality + Forced to show off + Counter-routine + No heroine + No system + Fast pace + No knife + Few words and no grinding + Saved manuscripts] Immortality Pearl: An ancient rare treasure, accidentally refined, with an extremely single and overbearing function - it is forced to fuse with the first living body it comes into contact with, giving it "immortality" properties (infinite cell regeneration, extremely slow aging, almost immortality). Immortality does not mean invincibility. It will hurt when you are injured, you will still die if you are killed (it is just more difficult to kill), and it cannot be peeled off by itself. It does not provide any skills or strength bonus, it is purely a "life lock and blood hanger". · Protagonist: Gou Sheng (he later gave himself a Taoist name, such as "Chang Sheng" and "Gou Zhenren", but others may still call him Gou Sheng). An ordinary mountain village boy, clever, cowardly, life-loving, a little smart, and living peacefully at heart, has no interest in killing, killing, or making a name for himself. · World view: The classic world of cultivating immortals, including sects, casual cultivators, monsters, secret realms, etc. But the protagonist's perspective is very "mortal", and the fights of high-level monks are like natural disasters in his eyes, and he cannot avoid them. · Style: Relaxed and funny, focusing on describing how the protagonist uses the "immortality" property to resolve the crisis in the most subtle and unexpected way, trying to hide himself and live a low-key life in the dangerous world of immortality. Lighthearted and funny, against the routine, cowardly and coquettish, forced to upgrade, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger (involuntary) At some point, it will be expanded into a novel with tens of millions of words.