NBA: Who Told You to Use the Great Cosmos Shift?!

Su Yue is reborn and gets an unscientific basketball System. Complete a mission, and the System hands out a reward.

The problem is... how could any of these rewards possibly be scientific in the world of basketball?

He gains Zhang Wuji’s Great Shift of the Universe, channeling an opponent’s force as he dribbles. Want to steal the ball? Go hug some air first!

He gains Yuan Daying’s Blue Butterfly Cloud-Slicing Footwork, weaving through a crowd without brushing a single leaf, blowing past all nine players on the court by himself!

He gains Fang Shijie’s lightness skill: his face hits the backboard, but the ball goes right into the hoop!

He gains Kuroko’s misdirection: everything’s going fine, then he suddenly vanishes!

LeBron James: “I went one-on-one with Su Yue and fell over eight times in a row! He calls that scientific!?”

Kobe Bryant: “Su Yue jumped before I even shot, and he was still in the air after I released the ball!? He calls that scientific!?”

Stephen Curry: “Su Yue never misses a three from the baseline!? He calls that scientific!?”

Su Yue: “Playing scientifically? Sorry, there’s not a single scientific thing about it!!”