Introduction:
After Lin Xiao, the scroll king, died suddenly, he accidentally slipped into an ancient sadistic novel and became the tragic first wife who paved the way for the love between the male and female protagonists and was about to have their hearts and kidneys ripped out.
Looking at the cold boss in front of him, the tea-scented Bai Yueguang, and a group of supporting characters who are deeply self-PUA, Lin Xiao took a deep breath——
Whoever likes to act in this tragic script can act in it! I don't want to serve you anymore!
Since the rules want me to die, then don't blame me for going crazy and killing everyone!
As a result, the style of sadistic writing completely collapsed:
* When Boss Ba ordered her to "voluntarily" donate a kidney, she promoted the organ transplant VIP package on the spot and explained in detail the three after-sales guarantee terms.
* When White Lotus framed her for falling into the water, she jumped in first and started performing water ballet with swimming lessons.
* When everyone asked her to look at the overall situation, she sincerely asked: "How much does it cost per pound to look at the overall situation? Is the shipping free?"
She uses absurdity as a spear, complaints as a shield, and uses crazy literature to fight against the world!
CPU me? Sorry, I brought my own BGM "Madhouse"!
Morally kidnapping me? Damn you, I have no morals at all!
Just when she was having a great time, the "Crazy Batch Survival System" that seemed to be intermittently working was finally launched, and came with a mysterious ally who likes to watch movies...
And those characters who were created by her to doubt their lives seem to be gradually breaking away from the control of the original work?
