Interviewer: Which would you choose, the aloof God of War or the arrogant Demon Lord?
Someone scowls and pulls out his God of War halberd.
…Of course I'd choose my husband! He's refined and elegant… breathtakingly handsome! No one can compare!
Bai Yuanqing was reborn, only to discover that her immortal body had vanished and she was stuffed inside a fresh female corpse. Talk about the ultimate public humiliation in the Immortal Realm!
Luckily, she picked up a Demon Lord as a temporary accessory. But her old flame from the mortal realm, the cold-faced God of War Shen Qingchen, had lost his memory without losing his knack for keeping tabs on her. Every time he opened his mouth, he hit her with a deadly triple question:
“Who is he?”
“You choose him?”
“…Then should I leave?”
Bai Yuanqing: Thanks for asking. I'm in the middle of a love triangle and just got down from the altar. How do I get the God of War to stop making himself jealous and worked up?
Shen Qingchen: Thanks for asking. I'm currently hunting down every romantic rival I can find, including but not limited to the Demon Lord and the prince (who was me in my past life). My wife keeps saying I'm overthinking things, but they're all clearly shining!
Tags: #TheGodOfWarGetsJealousEnoughToAttackEvenHimself #MyWifeThinksIEveryDay #EveryoneWasRebornExceptMeWhoLostMyMemory #UsingMyFaceToTankTheLightningTribulationAgainToday
Reader advisory: Happy ending, sweet treats mixed with shards of glass. The Demon Lord is here to look beautiful, and the God of War is here to make your teeth ache with jealousy.