Let's talk about the conclusion first: I, Lin Yuan, am the first porcelain king in the world, and I am a benefactor to big bosses.
Scene 1: Heaven wants to kill me.
I muttered: "I once gave peaches to Brother Monkey."
Result: Sun Wukong smashed through the Nantian Gate with a stick and roared at the Jade Emperor: "Who dares to touch my benefactor!"
Jade Emperor: "???"
Scenario 2: Buddhism wants to save me.
I sighed: "I think back then, I had a share of the credit for Nezha's lotus incarnation."
Result: The Great God of Santan Haihui stepped on the Hot Wheel and pointed his spear directly at Lingshan: "Bald donkey, you are seeking death!"
Tathagata: "..."
(My inner OS: This boss is really easy to lead, ah no, I really appreciate the kindness!)
Now, the heavenly war god Yang Jian is coming to kill with a sword.
I was thinking about what to say this time... For example, I am his long-lost eldest brother Yang Jiao?
