I Run a Funeral Business in the Cultivation World

Xie Chang'an transmigrates into a xianxia novel as its wicked female supporting character and gets bound to a “lighthearted comedy” System.

The System insists she must follow a comedic route to stay alive. Xie Chang'an smiles. “Are you sure?” Three days later, an immortal-world funeral service opens to great fanfare, offering a buy-one-get-one deal, with suona music to guide the dead onward and consultations on reincarnation.

The Demon Venerable arrives with a cold expression, demanding an explanation, only to be handed a VIP membership card. “Dear customer, we recommend booking in advance to enjoy a discount on an eighth-tier grave plot.”

Then the original male lead shows up, eyes red, holding the head of the enemy who massacred his family. “Chang'an, I just want to know: if I get buried now... can I still be your neighbor?”