Money, Beauty, Wine, and Women: I'm a Good Martial Uncle!

[Everyday life in the cultivation world + good-for-nothing's rise + laugh-out-loud power fantasy + outrageous schemes + farming + fantasy romance + multiple heroines]

Lin Feng is the most down-on-his-luck uncle-master in the history of Yunlan Sect. Five years ago, he was an inner disciple prodigy, admired by all. Five years later, his dantian has been crippled, and he is a broke drunkard up to his ears in romantic debts.

Every day, a debt-collection drama plays out in front of his ramshackle house on Little Spirit Peak: the dining hall elder blocks the door and curses him out, a senior brother from the Artifact Refining Peak threatens to tear the place down, and the maid of the courtesan at the foot of the mountain weeps that if he doesn't repay the money, her young mistress will be forced into prostitution...

Everyone thinks he's a hopeless wreck, until the outer sect competition approaches and a desperate Lin Feng hangs up a sign: "Uncle-Master Lin's Crash Course. Guaranteed Top 100. Tuition: 20 spirit stones!"

The crowd scoffs. "A good-for-nothing dares to open a school?"

But when three disciples he personally trained, dubbed the "Three Disasters of Little Spirit Peak," use dirty tricks in a secret realm and even talk a genius senior sister into a complete breakdown, driving her away in a sorry state... the whole sect erupts!

"Lin Feng! What kind of twisted nonsense are you teaching them?" His cold former fiancée confronts him in public, vowing to expel him from the sect.

Lin Feng lazily lifts his greenwood gourd, takes a swig of strong liquor, and smiles calmly. "Senior Niece Zhao, you're thinking too small. If it wins, it's a good move."

He only meant to swindle some spirit stones for wine and maybe repair his dantian. Without realizing it, he turns the shabby little peak into a thriving enterprise and becomes the most troublesome person in the entire cultivation world...

See how a drunken uncle-master uses outrageous schemes and shamelessness to stir up the world and rise to the top again!