The Cat's Out of the Bag! My Backers Are the City's Adorable Pets!

All right, I’ll come clean! No more pretending!

My backers, Chen Mo’s, are every cat, dog, rat, and sparrow in the city!

Brother Long? Scarface? Underground casinos?

In front of my intelligence network of adorable pets, they’re all an open book!

My ex thought I was broke? As a pet behavior counselor, I earn five thousand a day!

Thugs block my door? A hundred cats roam the night and teach them a lesson!

The big shots investigate me? My rat spies lead straight to their hideouts!

I thought I was just making a little money, but before I knew it, I’d become the uncrowned Beast King of the city’s night.

Until Brother Long screamed hysterically, “Who the hell are you?!”

I stroked my cat and smiled. “Me? Just an utterly ordinary… animal-language interpreter!”