[Hilarious Rebirth + Transmigration] [Dump the Jerk, Woo the Ice-Cold Man] [Has the Grand Secretary Finally Fallen for Her Today?]
In her previous life, Xiao Xiyao transmigrated into the body of Princess Zhaoyang. She turned down the cool and distant powerful official Xie Zhiyuan, choosing instead to marry the young general Wei Zheng, who grinned like a husky.
And how did that go? A complete melodrama! The general lost his memory in battle and brought home his tea-green benefactor, turning husband and wife into strangers. When kidnappers forced him to choose between the two women, he actually chose the tea-green one?! (General: No, listen, let me explain...) Before she fell to her death, she saw the Grand Secretary, the man she'd never once looked at properly, give his life for her. Well... that was unexpected.
When she opened her eyes again, she was back on the day she had to choose a husband. Before her stood the sun-bright general, showing off like crazy, and beside him the silent, ice-cold Grand Secretary. Xiao Xiyao: Thanks for asking, but I'm reborn now, so I'm changing channels.
She pointed delicately. "Father, Mother, I'll take him! Lord Xie looks like he'll... live a long life!" Everyone was dumbfounded: ??? Princess, are you blind?! Xie Zhiyuan, eyes wide with shock: "Your servant... refuses..." (The princess covers his mouth.)
A little post-rebirth scene: Xiao Xiyao, top-tier flirt: "Lord Xie, want to work together? I'll get my revenge, and you... well, you can just look beautiful and rule the world?" Xie, reluctantly on the job, fake consort and real Grand Secretary: "...This is outrageous." (Thinking to himself: She looked at me thirteen times today.)
Meanwhile, the general is swaggering around at the border, waiting for the decree that will make him the princess's husband, when an urgent dispatch arrives: "Report! General! The princess... the princess chose your sworn enemy!!!" Wei Zheng, his smile frozen: ??? Where's my wife?! Who stole my woman?
