When I woke up, I was dressed as Song Jiang and Song Gongming from Water Margin!
Before he could enjoy the "timely rain" treatment, a talking salty fish with a poisonous tongue slapped him hard on the face:
"Trash! Get up and turn over! If you can't complete the task, I will let you die in Liangshanpo!"
He originally wanted to lie down, but was forced to bind the [Salted Fish Turnover System].
Once the situation is ruined, Xianyu will force him to turn on the passionate speech mode and die in public!
"I... Uh, I'm worried about the people of the world!"
"The Jin invaders are moving south, and you are still fighting among yourself? This imperial court is a rotten salted fish. It's time to stand up!"
Since then, the style of Water Margin has completely gone astray.
Chao Gai: "Xiandi Gongming's speech makes my blood boil every time!"
Li Kui: "I don't understand what my brother is saying, but I love to listen to his nonsense!"
Jin Wushu: "Song Jiang's words are more terrifying than Yue Fei's guns!"
Let's see how modern social beasts hold salted fish in their hands, while showing off their acting skills, while collecting heroes, rallying people's hearts, quelling civil strife, resisting the Jin bandits, and creating a different ending in this collapsed world of Water Margin!
