[Historical Romance + Hilarious + Transmigration + Scheming + Farming + Ruthless]
The bandits build infrastructure, usher in a new era, and seize the realm. The empress dismantles water pipes, writes self-criticisms, and does volunteer work. Somehow, it all feels perfectly natural.
[Synopsis]
Li Yi, a young man who had given up on life, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Great Yan Empire and became the only son of a bandit chief. After seven years of tireless effort and hard work, he turned a dirt-poor, ramshackle bandit stronghold into a little paradise on earth. But the day he accidentally kidnapped the empress, Qingfeng Stronghold was never peaceful again.
[Quotes from the Story]
“You should always use the latrine. This is an important source of fertilizer for the fields, and you’re just wasting it. What a shame!”
“I don’t have any money, just one life to my name. Why don’t you make do and take me by force?”
“This cable car doesn’t even have wheels. How’s it supposed to get up the mountain? Who do you think you’re fooling?”
“You! How dare you call the empress a pig?”
“The lining of these sanitary pads is made from eighteen layers of cotton paper, and they’re leakproof, too. I’ll give you two cartloads when you leave!”
“Her nickname is Bixia? Mine’s Shimin, and my courtesy name is Zilong!”
“What do you mean, a milk-and-petal mandarin-duck bath? Damn it, it’s just two wooden duck figurines floating in a tub!”
“Musket corps, artillery corps, grenadier corps, don’t stop! Give those bastards hell!”
This book combines ancient proverbs, laughter, farming, as well as conspiracy and murder. It is a rare and super refreshing article. The comedy of the bandits abducting the empress was overwhelming. The bandits were greedy for money and lustful, but they kept paying for their debts, and the empress' authority was completely shattered. After reading three chapters, if it doesn't look good, you can follow the internet cable and scold me! Comments are welcome!
I traveled through time to become a bandit and kidnapped the empress to be used as a "meat ticket". There were so many jokes that I nearly woke up my roommate by holding back my laughter in the middle of the night! The two of them secretly poked each other so hard! It's just that the update is too slow. I'll be in the comment area every day to remind you of the update. I'll give you five-star praise. The author should update it soon!