[Old sayings + hilarious + time travel + evil + farming + killing]
Bandits are engaged in infrastructure construction, establishing new trends, and conquering the world; while the empress removes water pipes, writes self-criticisms, and does volunteer work, everything is so natural.
Story introduction
Li Yi, a wasted young man, accidentally traveled to the Great Yan Kingdom and became the only son of a bandit leader. After seven years of unremitting efforts and hard work, he built a poor and dilapidated mountain village into a paradise on earth. From the day he kidnapped the empress, Qingfeng Village was no longer peaceful.
Story Quotations
"You must use the toilet to poop. This is an important source of fertilizer in the farmland, but it is wasted by you. It is a pity!"
"I want money, do you want me to live? If I don't want you to just cut me off?"
"This cable car doesn't even have wheels. How can it go up the mountain? Who are you kidding?"
"You! How dare you say that the empress is a pig?"
"My sanitary napkin is lined with 18 layers of tissue paper, and it prevents side leakage. I'll take two cars with you when you leave!"
"Then your nickname is Bixia? My nickname is Shimin, with the courtesy name Zilong!"
"What kind of milk petal and mandarin duck bath? Damn it, it's just two mandarin duck puppets in a wooden barrel!"
"Musket Battalion, Artillery Battalion, Grenadier Battalion, don't stop, fuck me hard!"
Reader comments
This book combines ancient proverbs, laughter, farming, as well as conspiracy and murder. It is a rare and super refreshing article. The comedy of the bandits abducting the empress was overwhelming. The bandits were greedy for money and lustful, but they kept paying for their debts, and the empress' authority was completely shattered. After reading three chapters, if it doesn't look good, you can follow the internet cable and scold me! Comments are welcome!
I traveled through time to become a bandit and kidnapped the empress to be used as a "meat ticket". There were so many jokes that I nearly woke up my roommate by holding back my laughter in the middle of the night! The two of them secretly poked each other so hard! It's just that the update is too slow. I'll be in the comment area every day to remind you of the update. I'll give you five-star praise. The author should update it soon!
This book combines ancient proverbs, laughter, farming, as well as conspiracy and murder. It is a rare and super refreshing article. The comedy of the bandits abducting the empress was overwhelming. The bandits were greedy for money and lustful, but they kept paying for their debts, and the empress' authority was completely shattered. After reading three chapters, if it doesn't look good, you can follow the internet cable and scold me! Comments are welcome!
I traveled through time to become a bandit and kidnapped the empress to be used as a "meat ticket". There were so many jokes that I nearly woke up my roommate by holding back my laughter in the middle of the night! The two of them secretly poked each other so hard! It's just that the update is too slow. I'll be in the comment area every day to remind you of the update. I'll give you five-star praise. The author should update it soon!