Every Right Choice Brings Me One Step Closer to Ascension

My name is Ye Zhou. I spent five years grinding away at a Cultivation game, and only after transmigrating did I realize that all my previous leveling had been for nothing. Choosing the right line can be more effective than grinding monsters for ten years. Choose “stand up to the elder guarding the sect exam,” and you immediately unlock the hidden sword art, “Swift Sword Without Illness,” beating the gatekeeper elder until he begs for mercy. Choose “go with the disciple guarding the gate,” and he'll trick you into a fake secret realm, where you nearly get eaten by a demon beast.

Even crazier, this game has a bug: Last time, I chose “pretend to admit my mistake” to placate an angry Golden Core cultivator. He actually gave me his precious storage ring and triggered a “Heavenly Dao Mission.” The Heavenly Dao gives you three choices: A. Fix the game's bug and receive eternal life; B. Destroy the game's Heavenly Dao altar and become the villain of the entire server; C. Run away with the secret manuals and be hunted by every sect. Tell me, what should I choose to slaughter my way through this game?