I have been with my arch-rival Shen Xubai since childhood, and I unexpectedly received a video from five years later.
In the video, the venomous man wearing an apron called me wife!
I exploded on the spot: "Absolutely impossible! I can donate my eyes if I don't need them anymore!"
Me five years later: "Calm down, he's actually okay apart from pretending to be dead." Me five years later: "Resign yourself to your fate, wife, your husband is so charming!"
That's it? I registered a trumpet account and found him now: "Do you want to predict the progress of chasing your wife?"
Him: "Are we together in five years?"
Me: "She's married, and the groom is not you."
"Am I a waste! I can't catch you in five years!"
"Who told you to pretend to be dead! Dad will teach you how to be better."
I personally wrote a guide to teach him to chase me: "I bought sugar-free coffee and 'accidentally' put it on her table."
"If someone makes things difficult for her, she will fight to death!"
He learned quickly: "Military advisor, can you just call her wife?" Me: "No :)"
In reality, I stopped him: "Who did you learn this routine from?" The tips of his ears turned red: "Self-taught."
That night I received a cry from him: "She found out! I'm finished! Military advisor, save me!"
Me: "If you can't save me, just wait for death. Use the rest of your life to pay back the five years you pretended to be dead:)"
