[Metaphysics + live broadcast + cool articles + slap in the face + micro fantasy]
Yun Shu, the ancestor of Xuanmen, slept for thousands of years.
When he woke up, he found that he was penniless, his spiritual energy was thin, his apprentice was wiped out, and his enemy was nowhere to be found.
The ancestor was confused: Where are my disciples and grandsons? Where is my gold and silver mountain?
In order to have a bite to eat, I was forced to pick up my mobile phone and live broadcast.
Netizen: "Liar! Are you acting? Can the script be any more fake?"
Yun Shu lazily pinched his fingers and said, "Your sewer has been blocked for three days because your son put a **(beep——)** in it. Also, your avatar is not that of you. It's you secretly filming the female colleague you have a crush on. She is behind you."
The whole network: "???"
Since then, the style of the live broadcast room has changed dramatically.
The top actor cried while playing Rockets: "Ancestor, please tell me where is the trophy I lost!"
The business tycoon squatted all night: "Master, as long as you help me change my luck, I can make whatever price I want!"
Head of the special department: "Comrade, there is a serial case. Could you please provide remote guidance..."
Yun Shu looked at the backstage income and nodded with satisfaction: Well, these times are pretty good. You can support yourself just by talking, which is suitable for retirement.
Until one day, she casually handled a thousand-year-old artifact, and a familiar evil spirit quietly filled the air...
The enemy hiding in the dark sneered: I found you.
The secret that has been sleeping for thousands of years is finally slowly revealed——
