Cao Ang's blade flashed as he killed his father. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself at the moment a Tang dynasty holy monk was setting off on his journey west. Cao Cao sneered and drew his blade. “A pilgrimage for scriptures? How about making a million viewers in my livestream laugh instead!”
Uniting the Three Kingdoms was nothing. A wildly remixed Journey to the West was where the fun really began: snatch the Golden Cudgel to use as a streamer’s microphone, get the demonesses twerking for top-donor gifts, and make every male demon work the 996 grind.
The Kings of Hell were forced to go live from the underworld, while the Heavenly Court’s Lingxiao Palace became an influencer hotspot.
Then the System rewarded Cao Cao with a modern smartphone. He raised an eyebrow and grinned wickedly. “Folks, send those rockets! Next, we’re livestreaming an attack on the Western Heaven. If we hit a hundred million likes, Buddha himself will return to secular life on the spot!”
Suddenly, the comments erupted: Boss Cao, look! Bodhisattva Guanyin has entered the livestream
