A Crush in the Guestbook

Don't read this. It's absolutely terrible. I'm not happy with what I wrote myself, so you'd better not read it. Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it!!!!!! Don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it, don't read it.