Tomb Raider Xiao Zhang and Little Xiao Zhang

After the college entrance exams, Zhang Xu only wanted to take his little sister on a graduation trip and let loose.

Who knew that one wrong turn would take them straight onto the set of The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, in the 2005 HD remastered edition, no less!

Faced with the eerie Golmud, the bizarre Queen Mother of the West's Palace, and endless corpse-eating vines and snakes...

Zhang Xu clutched his sister, pulled out the ancestral jade pendant from his backpack, and... a self-heating mini hotpot?

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Wang Pangzi: “Kid, where'd you get that heating pack? Get me one too!”

Hei Xiazi: “Kid, that chocolate bar of yours looks pretty tasty.”

The amnesiac Xiao Ge silently stared at the pale golden qilin tattoos that had suddenly appeared on their collarbones.

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Zhang Xu & Zhang Yue: Wait! Did we somehow get cast in The Whole Family Transmigrates into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Scientific Tomb Raiding?

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[Reader's guide]

1\. Mostly told from the siblings' perspectives, with a lighthearted, snarky tone and a little (crossed out) tormenting (saving) of the Iron Triangle

2\. Xiao Ge is still the strongest fighter around, but now he also has the skill “taking care of kids”

3\. Wu Xie's knack for attracting trouble remains as reliable as ever