I Lay Low in the Primordial World Until the End of Time, Then Became the Chat Group Admin

Su Yan transmigrated into the Primordial World. With an ordinary background, he knew all too well that its waters ran deep! So he kept his head down for forty-nine epochs, with thirty thousand cave abodes and layer upon layer of restrictions. The first calamity of the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation? I’m hiding! The Dao lecture at Zixiao Palace? I’m not going! The war between the Wu and the demons? I’m out of here! He thought he could keep hiding until the end of time, but who could have guessed that his golden finger, arriving six hundred and eighty-five billion years late, would suddenly show up: an empty [Myriad Heavens Chat Group]. Fine, even a mosquito’s leg is meat. Su Yan casually changed his ID to “Hide Until the End of Time” and prepared to keep lurking. Then one day, a newcomer finally joined the group: [Cell]: “Hmph, a bunch of weaklings.” Su Yan politely replied, “A new member? Welcome, @Cell!” The next second, a System notification appeared: [Cell] has left the chat group. (Possibly due to an impact from an unknown energy, his body was annihilated, and the planet he was on turned to cosmic dust along with him.) Su Yan: “???” I was just saying hello, okay! Right after that, all sorts of strange members joined one after another, including the [Goddess of Stratagem] and the [Lord of R'lyeh]. The Primordial Dao texts Su Yan casually posted could drive evil gods mad and help true gods ascend! And when the future Holy Mother, Nuwa, inexplicably came looking for him and smiled sweetly outside his cave abode, which was protected by seven hundred layers of restrictions, Su Yan finally panicked. “Wait! There seems to be a serious problem with this chat group...” “And, Fellow Daoist Nuwa, I really am not the opportunity that will let you become a sage. Don’t come any closer!”