One Piece: Courting Death from the Start, I Cut Down the World Government

I woke up as a limited-edition, shipwreck-site drowned rat. With death waiting for me right from the start, I decisively latched onto the biggest thigh in sight: Whitebeard. I thought I could lie flat from then on and enjoy life as a spoiled rich kid, but instead I was hauled back to the legendary island of Hachinosu! Staring at the star-studded lineup before me, Rocks, Golden Lion, and a young Big Mom, I was stunned. How was this a beginner's village? This was the final dungeon's boss lair! Luckily, the Do-or-Die System arrived just in time. And so, on an island full of villains, I began diligently courting death: sneaking bites of Linlin's cake, shouting at Rocks, and dancing right through Golden Lion's danger zone. The more I courted death, the less I seemed to die. In fact, Rocks patted my head and said he'd personally teach me swordsmanship and Haki? And Whitebeard started looking at me more and more like I was his own son... Now here's the problem: aboard this pirate ship that's doomed to sink, how do I rack up points by recklessly courting death while safely getting the old man I like off the ship before the end? Answers ASAP, this is urgent!