After Binding to the Lazybones System, I Win by Doing Nothing but Sharing My Thoughts

Transmigrated into the body of an unloved princess consort, Su Qianqian just wants to curl up with her card-drawing System, lie flat, and be a happy little slacker. Who knew the System would glitch on its very first day and broadcast her inner thoughts to the entire imperial court! At morning court, the emperor was fretting over the Xiongnu repeatedly invading the border. She grumbled to herself: [What an idiot! Send an envoy to the Xiongnu court and tell them their eldest prince looks like someone from the neighboring tribe. I guarantee they’ll start fighting among themselves!] The emperor and his ministers, sitting ramrod straight: ??? Three days later, a victory report arrived: the Xiongnu had withdrawn thirty li after a civil war broke out! At a palace banquet, the Noble Consort showed off the grape wine presented by the Western Regions. She curled her lip: [What’s so special about that? Once I draw the “hybrid rice card,” I’ll get you all eating white rice at every meal. You’ll be drooling with envy!] The next day, the emperor led his officials to block the entrance to her prince’s residence, looking eager. “Princess Consort, um… when can we get that white rice?” From then on, Su Qianqian became the most honored slacker in the Great Zhou Dynasty. And the prince, who had once treated her with icy indifference, waited on her hand and foot every day. “My dear consort, what brilliant statecraft did you grumble about today? Please, insult me some more!”