I, the ancient god, have been afraid of society for thousands of years, and I woke up and was laid off from the divine world! #
Forced to bind to the "Jieyou Grocery Store" system, if it does not operate, it will die.
But when I see people, my brain shuts down and my hands shake like Parkinson's!
The result...
To a client who was looking for marriage, I sent an "Iron T Talisman" to me by mistake, and the two girls became half-sisters on the spot;
The social animal who was seeking promotion was mistakenly recited the "Animal Affinity Spell" by me, and a hundred birds came to the phoenix in front of the CEO, and he was directly treated as a mascot!
Seeing that my grocery store has become popular all over the Internet due to an unexpected incident, customers have said: "The owner is silly and cute, so cute, I want to buy her!"
Me (on the verge of crying): "Help! I'm just a salty fish who wants to retire. I don't want to be the favorite of Internet celebrities!"
(Analysis of attraction points: Highlight the huge contrast between the protagonist's social fear and cuteness, use the most representative funny oolong incident in the novel as the core selling point, directly demonstrate the relaxed and hilarious writing style, and use the "group pet" label to attract female readers who love a warm and doting atmosphere.
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