Help! The Human Who Bought Me Is an Idiot

[Two male leads + 1v1 + mutually devoted couple + sweet romance + comedy]

[Low-key, gentle, tech-illiterate top x high-profile, spoiled, defective AI bottom]

He came from a family richer than a country and had a colorful life, yet he was an idiot who couldn’t even figure out how to top up his phone credit?

Before retiring, his old butler cried out in anguish: “Master, if you keep this up, I’ll never rest in peace! Even your grandfather’s generation could use mobile payments. How can you... sigh!”

In a fit of anger, Jin Yuan bought the latest AI butler, only to accidentally purchase a defective model that was due to be destroyed.

He thought he’d finally be living the high-tech, automated life. Instead...

At midnight, the AI beeped an alarm: “I’m wet. I want to come inside.”

Once inside, it pushed its luck: “I want to hibernate in the master bedroom.”

First thing the next morning, it headed straight to a top-tier club: “I need the highest level of AI maintenance service. Pay up, Master.”

Jin Yuan: ??? Who’s the master here? Is this some kind of demon child? Did I buy a wife or a dad?

AI: Heh heh.

Not long after, Jin Yuan clung to his AI wife and sighed, “Who would’ve thought that at first, I only wanted him to top up my phone credit for me.”