A Live-In Son-in-Law? Not Even a Dog Would Do It. I’m No Dog, So I’ll Do It!

Xiaoshan, Hangzhou: the son-in-law capital! After getting laid off, I started working as a designated driver, but then my stomach condition flared up. A local Hangzhou buddy said earnestly, “With a gut like yours, you're born to live off a woman! I'll find you a son-in-law gig. It'll cure everything!” Me? A strapping guy with a second-tier college degree, reduced to marrying into a rich family? Become a kept son-in-law? Not a chance! I was planning to leave Hangzhou, until I saw her Bentley, her peerless beauty, and her luxury mansion in Xiaoshan... Wait, maybe living off a woman isn't so bad after all?