Shhh, Keep It Down! Is It Glorious to Be Dressed as Cannon Fodder?

[No cp, growth flow, but the heroine has no brain and is happy] No, why does this world of immortality not conform to the laws of novels? No, how come this world of immortality has been broken down into a sieve, and why are all the big guys except me? No, Sanshui, why are you, an alchemist, using a gun? Is there something wrong with this talisman? No, didn't you say you were an orphan? Why are there all big bosses behind this?