Gu Yunzhou lost his job because he wrote a "too true" negative review for his father's flagship product.
> When he was worrying about next month's rent, a "job invitation" from the universe fell from the sky.
> [Hello, Mr. Gu Yunzhou, congratulations on becoming an intern evaluator of "Everything Internet Review Network", number 9527.
> [Novice task: Please conduct an in-depth experience of "the wonton shop at the entrance of the alley that only opens at midnight" and submit an evaluation report.
> Gu Yunzhou: "... I suspect you are a virus, but I have no evidence."
> Since then, a former reviewer who was keen on writing negative reviews from a professional perspective was forced to embark on the path of reviewing everything in the universe.
> "About this Cthulhu-type Old One larva lurking in the sewer, my evaluation is: the taste is sticky, the sanity value drops too quickly, and it does not know how to interact with the eyes of diners. Bad review!"
> "About this ancient god-killing sword inserted into the center of the earth, my evaluation is: the design lacks ergonomics and the energy output is unstable. It is okay as a planet pendant. Want to pull it out and use it? Bad review!"
> "About this singularity black hole trying to swallow the solar system, my evaluation is..."
> Several years later, when Gu Yunzhou crossed his legs and faced a group of trembling cosmic gods, he cleared his throat and took out his own evaluation terminal.
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